Average Joe - Nick the Pilot
Review: 5 - "A masterpiece of literature" by , written on May 4, 2006
I really enjoyed this book. It captures the essential challenge people face as they try make sense of their lives and grow to adulthood.
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The high flying ace of the Average Joe dildo line, Nick the Pilot has a thick shaft and prominent ersatz veins that provide fulfillment for those seeking girth over length. Average Joe dildos provide an alternative to the oversized, fantasy-shaped sex toys that often dominate virtual and real world store shelves. Designed to realistically recreate the look and feel of a real, average penis, each is still carefully crafted to please, and each has specific attributes that will appeal to certain tastes. 100% waterproof with a harness-compatible suction cup base, Nick is ready for takeoff whenever and whenever.

Harness-compatible suction cup base
Firm but flexible curved shape for extra G-spot stimulation
100% waterproof for slippery fun anywhere
Made of phthalate-free TPR
Insertable Inches: 5.25 in. (13.34 cm)
Item Width: 2.5 in. (6.35 cm)
Item Height: 7.65 in. (19.431 cm)
Item Girth: 1.5 in. (3.81 cm)
The high flying ace of the Average Joe dildo line, Nick the Pilot has a thick shaft and prominent ersatz veins that provide fulfillment for those seeking girth over length. Average Joe dildos provide an alternative to the oversized, fantasy-shaped sex toys that often dominate virtual and real world store shelves. Designed to realistically recreate the look and feel of a real, average penis, each is still carefully crafted to please, and each has specific attributes that will appeal to certain tastes. 100% waterproof with a harness-compatible suction cup base, Nick is ready for takeoff whenever and whenever.

Harness-compatible suction cup base
Firm but flexible curved shape for extra G-spot stimulation
100% waterproof for slippery fun anywhere
Made of phthalate-free TPR
Insertable Inches: 5.25 in. (13.34 cm)
Item Width: 2.5 in. (6.35 cm)
Item Height: 7.65 in. (19.431 cm)
Item Girth: 1.5 in. (3.81 cm)

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